Monday, May 31, 2021

Utopia Monster: Initial reports from the VDF2.0 Biohazard Containment Facility


As long as I have to work the graveyard shift in this place, you may as well get a tour. Come see the nonrecyclable monstrosity the authorities have wisely quarantined in this isolation tent. Hairnets provided upon request.

"If the public THINKS that recycling is working, then they're not going to be as concerned about the environment." -- Larry Thomas (former pres., Society of the Plastics Industry)

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