Contribute to my incipient-novelist fund and receive a unique art/photo card with a brief handwritten novel excerpt inside. (You choose: juicy, spooky, funny, or evocative.)
PayPal $8 to trepan8 at yahoo dot com -- Include prose flavor preference and addressee's mailing address. (Also specify if you want to receive card[s] with the inside right panel blank, to add your own message.)
Two for $13: choose a second recipient (card will be totally different) or receive a second unique card at the same address, months from now when you've forgotten all about it.
Ten for $60 (all rather different) -- Support the arts and send unique Holiday/End-of-Year greetings!
Deluxe, Limited Edition -- $12 apiece buys you the Extra Postage Required version. These collage-assemblages may include tiny bones, rusted metal, fabric, or other found-object elements. Sent in padded envelope.
It is fun to get mail. < citation needed >