Tuesday, May 23, 2023

Extreme Forestry Arcadian Corps - Factsheet #2

The Blithe Stinglider is seldom found in the Tamaqua area. They are almost never harmful to large mammals such as humans! (Only three decapitations have been recorded in this area in several decades.)



Due to their larval/nymphal diet of anthracitic gravel and coal detritis, both Blithe and Vapid Stingliders excrete petroleum-laced, plasticine substances. Stinglider fewmets resemble small flared, hollow cylinders with one fringed end.

These cryptids have also been observed to create cocoons or chrysalids out of plasticky secretions, which is extremely unlikely to happen here.

 

Information from the EFAC Field Guide to Tamaquan Cryptozoology, 3rd Edition, 5/2023.

https://tinyurl.com/EFAC-facts   

Saturday, May 20, 2023

Extreme Forestry - Arcadian Corps: Factsheet #1

 

Are you CONCERNED

about Blithe (or Flitting) Stinglider attacks?

Get the FACTS – with EFAC!

Burrowing Stinglider larvae can remain dormant in the anthracitic rubble layer for YEARS, provided that no THIN METAL RODS are prodded into the terrain. Only if thusly disturbed will the nymphs begin to emerge from their subtamaquan burrows and climb to the top of a nearby tall tree, lamppost, or weathervane to spin an ominous plasticine cocoon.




Avoid invasive pokings! -- Stay safe, stay unsecured.

 

Information from the EFAC Field Guide to Tamaquan Cryptozoology, 3rd Edition, 5/2023.

https://tinyurl.com/EFAC-facts   

Drag Story Hour -- news and links

On Sunday 5/28/23 at Playa del Fuego, Her Man Melville will be hosting a Drag Story Hour featuring (some of) the queerest scenes from Moby-Dick. Bring your own banned books, queer reads, drag tips and finery!

Resource List (to be added to, as we get more links):

We Must 'Show Up In Force' Against Anti-Trans Legislation

AP News: Book ban attempts hit record high in 2022

https://marshap.org/resources-organization/ -- The Marsha P. Johnson Institute (MPJI) protects and defends the human rights of BLACK transgender people.

Free Speech Coalition https://www.freespeechcoalition.com/ -- the non-partisan nonprofit trade association for the adult industry

The Restrict Act Bill S. 686 --- https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/686/text

ResistBot --- https://resist.bot/petitions

Find & Contact your Legislators --- https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/118/s686/comment

https://www.nationalpopularvote.com/

Queer Youth Assemble .org

https://www.aclu.org/issues/lgbtq-rights